Problems...

Ugh. I was going to add a short poem to my Fiction Press account, but it won't let me upload it. I got an error message, but it wouldn't let me send an email using the link. I hate when this happens.

Gregory Maguire + C.S. Lewis =

My new story... the one about when Lucy Pevensie goes to college and meets Elphaba and Galinda/Glinda.

Update: Descriptions

FanFic descriptions:

• "Tamia" - "This is a poem I wrote as a tribute to my one of my friends from high school. I was reminded of her after reading the first Crank book. Please review."
• "Mr. B. and the Motel" - "A one-shot about a guest that arrives at the Bates Motel one night in late 1959/early 1960, before Norman Bates meets Marion Crane. Please review."
• "Fairvale 2" - "The sequel to my story Fairvale. Picks up at the end of the first story. More about Psycho than Sweeney Todd than the first story, though. Please review."
• "Perry the Platypus' Superhero Profile" - "I wrote this in my English class my first year of college when we had to study the traits of superheroes while watching TV before creating our own superheroes. I decided to describe Perry the Platypus. Please review."
• "English Journals" - "These are some of the journals I did in my English class first semester of my first year of college. The others are on my Fiction Press page. Please review."
• "Curtis Watches TV" - "What happens when the Diffys leave Curtis home alone? He decides to watch and mimic TV. I was kind of bored when I wrote this short story, so I decided to combine two of my favorite Disney Channel shows. Please review."
• "Only on Thursdays" - "Arthur Dent has problems with Thursdays. I decided to write a song about the crazy Thursdays I experienced the first few weeks of my first semester in college. Please review."
• "The Hobbit: The Stuffed Animal Edition" - "This is the original musical version my sister and I wrote for a stuffed animal cast. Pre-Radio Edition. I just rediscovered this version 16 months after uploading the other one. I don't own the lyrics used. Please review."
• "Tobias" - "What happens when two of Tim Burton's worlds collide? Tobias Ragg is about to find out after killing Sweeney Todd. Told from Toby's point of view. Please review."
• "Maxine's Diner Commercial" - "This is a short TV commercial I wrote after playing the original Secrets Can Kill. It's based on the phone call you hear after calling the phone number for Maxine's Diner. Please review."
• "A College Carol" - "This is a short skit I wrote for one of my floormates in college for a Christmas present, since he's a theater major. Please review."
• "Fairvale" - "This story started out as part Sweeney Todd 2 and part the real lives of me and my friends, but it morphed into mostly Psycho 5. There's a surprise villain from the past. Rated M for risque topics in certain chapters. Please review."
• "Three Short Stories" - "Three short stories about my school years and the summer before 10th grade. References Indiana Jones, The Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, and Don Quixote. Please review."
• "Cell Analogy" - "This is a paper I wrote for my biology class in high school, comparing the Beech Hill museum to a plant cell. Please review."
• "Guilt" - "25 years after his greatest day ever, Ferris Bueller still harbors one regret about the lies he told to pull it off. Please review."
• "When the Headless Horseman Rides" - "This is a speech I wrote about Sleepy Hollow, the story and the movie, for my theater class a few years ago. Please review."
• "Behind the Curtains" - "This is an essay I wrote for one of my English classes about my experiences working backstage for a theater group. Please review."
• "The Lost Episode of the Hillywood Show: Psycho" - "What happens to Jack Sparrow and Will Turner after Episode 15? This is a plot line that hasn't been seen... until now. I do not own Psycho, Pirates of the Caribbean, or The Hillywood Show. Please review."
• "From Jersey to Galma" - "Heather Lopez is transported to the magical land of Galma during a thunderstorm. It just so happens that the Queen of Twilight has escaped her prison and captured Queen Arabelle. Sequel to The Wizard, The Witch, and Two Girls from Jersey. Please review."
• "After His Last Case" - "Goren, relaxing after being fired from Major Case Squad? Is it too good to be true? Yeah, I thought so, too. Crime can't seem to give him a break... Especially a criminal everyone thought was dead. I'm kinda making this up as I go along. Please review."
• "Relic" - "This is a short poem I wrote in English class one year for part of a set of vocabulary words. Please review."
• "Epic Adventure Game" - "This is an instruction manual I wrote for a fictional game I created for a project on The Odyssey I did in my English class one year in high school. Please review."
• "Carols of Christmas: A Dickensian Tale" - "An in-depth retelling of/sequel to Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. This is a Stardust-Harry Potter-LOTR *movie* crossover. Sorry, chapters aren't in chronological order. Note: I do not own the rights to song lyrics used in this story. Please review."
• "Phil of the Jedi" - "Phil accidentally gets left on Naboo when his family makes a bathroom break pit stop while returning to the future. Will he ever get home, or will he be stuck there? What happens when he's mistaken for the Chosen One? Qui-Gon really lives? Please review."
• "The Hidden History of Hogwarts" - "Part One of One Wizard's History by Godric Baggins. Warning: You need to forget pretty much everything you know about Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings before reading, because it gets very complicated and different from the known plots. Please review."
• "Two Brothers, Plus One?" - "Eight years after the movie version of The Thief Lord, 14-year-old Bo stumbles upon a shocking secret while researching a new hobby. Please review."
• "If Beowulf Had a Facebook Page" - "For the midterm in my 12th grade English class, instead of writing a traditional essay, we had to make up a Facebook page for a character from something we'd read in class, and then explain why we made the page the way we did. Please review."
• "The Janitor's Name" - "JD tries to guess the real name of the Janitor. Yes, I know, it's kind of a cheesy story, but it was late at night and I was tired when I wrote it off the top of my head . Please review."
• "Foster's Theatre Episode 1: The Big Science Test" - "This is a little skit I wrote for an end-of-the-year review project for my science class in 8th grade. Foster's gets educational! Please review."
• "A Mix-Up at Sea" - "An alternate version of Dead Man's Chest where a group of modern American teens get transported into the movie during a freak boating accident. Please review."
• "'Til Death Do Us Part?" - "This is a research paper I did for my senior English class during my senior year of high school. It ties Frankenstein to popular culture, mostly movies, which was one of the topics my teacher assigned. Please review."
• "Life Is Not a Sitcom: The First Season" - "Lia's mom just died. Her dad's job just transfered them from her native England to the US. She's going to be a new kid in the worst possible place... High school. What's a girl to do? Will it turn out like her favorite TV show, Full House? Please review."
• "Paint" - "Ever wonder what happened to Sam and Joon after the movie? Read on! Please review."
• "Nancy Drew speech" - "This is a speech I wrote for my theater class a few years ago. Please review."
• "Hey Norman" - "This is a song I wrote about Norman Bates that was written to the tune of the old Frosted Flakes commercial jingle. Please review."
• "The Flying Check" - "This is a story based on a dream I had several years ago where I was Elijah Wood in Radio Flyer. It includes a Publisher's Clearing House check the size of your average seventh grader. Please review."
• "Inspector Gadget 3" - "This is actually a sequel to the two movies, but they didn't have a section in movies for Inspector Gadget. I started this story a long time ago, so I had to correct the grammar of my original chapters as I was typing them. Please review."
• "Chem Is Try: A Christmas Carol Spoof" - "This is something I wrote around Christmastime in my 11th grade chemistry class. I adapted lines written by Charles Dickens to fit my teacher, Mr. Hall. *Mr. Hall died 2/15/10, about 14 months after I wrote this. Please review."
• "Peter Pan: A Retelling" - "A retelling of the 2003 version of the movie. Liberties have been taken to fit a stuffed animal cast. Cowritten by my younger sister. Please review."
• "Jazz Poem" - "This is a jazz poem that I wrote in English class at the end of 11th grade. My teacher thaught it was funny, but I doubt he realized it was a huge Nancy Drew reference. Please review."
• "The National Treasure Song" - "Some of the main characters from the first movie got together to record an excluse song for the soundtrack. However, during the recording, some of them got into a bit of a... disagreement. Please review."
• "Science Fiction or Not?" - "This is a graduation requirement research paper I did for 11th grade English class. I don't know why the websites disappeared on the works cited. Note to negative critics: I was less than half a point away from an advanced score. Please review."
• "Poems" - "These are some really old poems I wrote about Harry Potter. Please review."
• "The Hobbit: The Radio Spoof Edition" - "My sister and I cowrote this. I edited this and my friends and I added commercials to it when we were working on radio shows in my theater class my first year of high school. Please review."
• "All-American Girl: What Happens Next?" - "I wrote this essay for an English assignment where we had to read one book per nine weeks and write some sort of paper on it. Unfortunately, I wrote this before reading the sequel, so things might not be how Meg Cabot'd have seen it. Please review."
• "Driving Miss Daisy: An Essay" - "This is an essay I wrote for my English class several years ago when we read Driving Miss Daisy. Please review."
• "Ender's Game: An Essay" - "Here's an essay that I wrote for English class a few years ago when we were reading Ender's Game. NOTE THAT THE TOPICS WRITTEN ABOUT WERE REQUIRED BY MY ENGLISH TEACHER. Please review."
• "The Return of the Hessian" - "A story based on the Tim Burton version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Please review."
• "Misunderstood" - "A poem based on an actor interview on the DVD of Tim Burton's version of Sleepy Hollow. Please review."

Additional information:

• "Fairvale" - I was originally planning to co-write this with two of the friends I featured in this story. After I decided to add the Psycho sequel element to the Sweeney Todd sequel-slash-real life element, I realized that the plot would go more the way I thought it would seem appropriate for a Psycho sequel, since my friends haven't seen all of the Psycho movies. I also decided to abandon  the real-life backgrounds and characteristics of my friends and myself to add to the flow of the story.
• "Fairvale 2" - After writing my first story, I realized that there were a few things I wanted to add to the epilogue, but forgot. I also wanted to write a sequel to my first story. I combined the two ideas, so I could explore what happened to the characters from the first story while filling in a few gaps from the first story.
• "After His Last Case" - I was originally intending for this Law and Order: Criminal Intent story to be a one-shot-type deal, but after some consideration, I decided that I wanted to continue it. The only problem I'm having while writing it: trying to figure out if the obvious motivations of the villain would be the only ones I would use in the story.
• "Phil of the Jedi" - I started writing this because I wanted to explore what it would be like if Phil Diffy from Phil of the Future was part of the Star Wars universe.
• "The Hidden History of Hogwarts" - I mostly decided to create this first part in a series because it's a story I've been coming up with in my head for years, and I wanted to write it down to keep it all straight.
• "Life Is Not a Sitcom: The First Season" - I originally wrote the plot outline for this for an assignment in my TV Productions class near the end of my 11th grade year. About 2 years later, I decided to actually write the show out as if it were real.

Driving Miss Daisy: An Essay word cloud

A new crossover?

I was considering doing a parody crossover between iCarly and Sweeney Todd, where Spencer is Sweeney Todd, Freddie is Anthony, Carly is Johanna, Gibby is Toby, and Sam is Mrs. Lovett. I'm not sure who would be Judge Turpin and Beadle Bamford. Maybe Judge Turpin and Beadle Bamford instead of iCarly characters.
Please comment below and tell me what you think.

Tobias word cloud, part 1

New chapter, new word cloud.

Caged Freedom word cloud

The Flying Check word cloud

Nancy Drew jazz poem word cloud

After His Last Case word cloud, part 1

New version will come up after I do chapter 6.

Guilt word cloud (part 1? maybe?)

Adding a new one of these when (if?) I add new chapters of this story. Still not sure if I'm leaving this as a one-shot yet.

Fairvale word cloud, part 1

A new version will be posted once updates to the story are done.

Psycho III stories

For a while, I've been considering writing stories about the relationship between Norman Bates and Maureen Coyle from Psycho III. I have a couple ideas for plotlines, but I haven't actually gotten around to writing them yet.

Fairvale: The Characters (in order of appearance), part 1

Make Your Own Word Search

I'll make a new version of this once I finish the story, since I expect to add a few more characters by the end.